Name: Alex Westley

Aliases: Captain Boredalot, DJ Kinkkupieru, The Rhymester, OatsoAlex the Porridge Boy, HockeyHallOfFame, Hugo, The DDR Kid.

Time of birth: 9th of May 1989.

Location: Tampere, Finland

Weight: All too much.

Height: All too little.

Lingual Talent: Fluent in english and finnish, some swedish and french.

Likes: Video games, Dance Dance Revolution, oldskool Lucasarts adventure games, admiration.

Dislikes: Peer pressure, his father, rivals, drugs, otaku haters, racism, that negative son of a bitch who lives in my head.

Favorite video games: The Crash Bandicoot series, the Jak series, Amplitude, all and any Lucasarts adventure games (discluding Zak McKraken), the Legacy of Kain, UT2k3, Final Fantasies 7 and 9, Kingdom Hearts.

Songs I adore: The Information Society's "Ozar Midrashim", Eric Clapton's "Pilgrim", AC/DC's "T.N.T" (in the Bonfire live set), The Avalanches' "Since I Left You", Dirty Vegas' "Days Go By", One Giant Leap's "My Culture".

Songs I loathe: Anything by Usher. That's about it for now.

Alex Westley, better known as Captain Boredalot, has lead and continues to live a life of embarrasing situations. Whether it be rapping or saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, he will stop at nothing to get your attention...and often regrets his actions afterwards. He was immigrated into Poland for a year and a half, where he learnt to speak english at St. Paul's British School of Warsaw, which would be remembered as a tragic phase in his life. Since that, he has always been a kind of an outcast, a geek if you will. He has attempted several creative hobbies, such as acting, drawing and music, hardly ever succeeding in any of them. At the present moment he attends Pitkäjärvi Middle School in Finland, where he holds the title of just about the only anime nerd withing a hundred mile radius. With no idea what to do after finishing ninth grade, he wastes his life away with video games. It's what he does best.